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    "waaazzup, it's David.    It's Official!"
          By: David McMillan; Opinion Section Saturday June 19, 2004
 
waaazzup Lyssa, Jed, Gwen, Shannon!   hey Kayla!    hey Chaz!
 
                   I returned to the hilly, forest, residential houses with basements St.Louis suburbs of my hometown, this summer.   STL is socially conscious, liberal and progressive in contrast to any city in Texas except Austin, though STL does still have Republican control.
 
          STL has well connected highways but no businesses, malls, billboards or strip clubs along every stretch of highway against concrete barriers, the way Texas has, except downtown exits and rural areas.   Dense trees and foliage line highways.   Any area along a highway is easy target in Texas, no soothing green ride along highways in Texas, that's for liberal sissies in St.Louis and Chicago!     Instead you drive along concrete trees, amid the clamor and din of industry!   Smog envelopes the downtown areas and no well distributed trash containers like in STL, Chicago and cities in the north.    You can't throw away trash to keep all streets clean, only the upper class neighborhood streets.   The ends justify the means in Texas.
 
          I agree, Gwen.   Especially pseudo-compassionate jingoistic Elitists, driving Mercedes, SUVs or Oldsmol-buicks.     Leaving Boulder to Colorado Springs was smart.   People like us progressive, genuinely compassionate of the poor but helplessly not millionaire philanthropists, can't tolerate Texas.      
 
          Erin, ever thought of leaving Texas?   If so where?   You could move with Fred, if you need a change.   Live with Fred?     I can't imagine you don't want to leave Texas.         
 
 
 
 
 
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          Pseudo-compassionate elitists screwing us Middle Class and poor reminded me of this.    I saw a reputable gastroenterologist (i.e. no Mexicans!).   He seemed Jewish enough so off I went.   Super rich Jews refuse to be counted with the WASP Elitists since super rich Jews are bred with superior inner character even with the billions of dollars, unlike the WASP Elitists.  

         I’ve had friends who’ve done the finger up the asshole test* and some who’ve done it several times (my friend, Lyssa MacElroy! snooch nooch) and they enthusiastically recommended it.   It is no big deal but it's not done in a sensitive way.   No warning.   Suddenly a half-assed homophobic joke meant to disarm you, not enough lube and violent thrust.   It felt okay once I got used to it but the first ten minutes were NOT erotic at all.   J/K*   It just lasted a couple minutes.   After he was done he threw me a towel and said get cleaned up he had to get going ..     I felt like a cheap whore cleaning up after the customer has satiated themselves.

 

 
       
   
          After that, I think there should be a required rectal exam for everyone, 25 and older, every year but the same other week we get screwed.   The week before April 15th, when Bush's tax increases defecate all over us.   It may as well be the same week since we get screwed anyway!   Two painful experiences at the same time are each less traumatic than at different times.   Geeeeez, I beat this one to death .. ■  Σ   

Evacuumatiously         . . . . . . . . . .

 
 
     

Revised:  May 8 th,  2005

 
    David  

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