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myth:  Psycho weirdoes are common on AOL & you can encounter psycho weirdoes frequently so you can never trust any guy on AOL you've never met no matter how good looking his photos appear. you can never talk to them on the phone or meet them in person because most AOL guys are psycho weirdoes who might talk pervertedly on the phone or kill you.   ...........also on that same week,  wendigos, werewolves, vampires, green goblins, leprechauns or a scary creature with huge teeth, claws & horns might jump on you from the bushes at night so be extra paranoid
 

"President Bush Repair Shop"

 

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for those who'd rather download & watch later -

 

9/11 - Greatest Lie Ever Sold (right click & select "save target as"

 
reality:  Strange but not dangerous guys on AOL are common but actual psycho weirdoes on AOL are extremely rare.             "The percentage of women attacked or killed by guys met on AOL & other internet communication devices combined is extremely low and so uncommon that the chances of dying on a plane crash or a car crash are greater", according to law enforcement agencies around the country & police detectives in various large cities which investigate serial killers, stalkers & murders.       "Thousands more women get murdered per capita percentage wise each year by psycho weirdoes they meet at bars, clubs, through friends, at universities & at frat parties than on AOL.     Meeting guys on AOL is the safest way to meet guys according to law enforcement.   The only reason single women stereotype AOL guys as being psycho weirdoes is because you only hear about the    0.0000001%     of the times women meet guys from AOL on a date and get attacked or killed.      You never hear about the    99.999999%    of the hum drum everyday common occurrences of guys women meet that are sexy fantastic guys or atleast ugly geeks but safe, gentle, ugly geeks, because that makes boring & pathetic news on TV.   And the nature of meeting strangers on AOL is foreboding, mysterious & uncertain because you can't see what they are like & your imagination can run wild how psycho creepy the guy you're chatting with might be  
 
myth:  Guy's body shape is directly proportionate to his dick size so if a guy is really tall, muscular & thick built then his dick must be really long, thick, huge, muscular & covered with bulging veins.  If a guy is really tall  but skinny then he has a long pencil dick.  If a guy is really short but thick, he has a short & wide dick size.  If a guy is short but average then his dick is short yet average thickness.  etc.  
reality:  "This stereotype is the most logical but it's simply not true." according to clinical sex therapists, Dr.Frolicz, Dr.Kotzer, Dr.Sabata & Dr.Frieberg-Verrie of Harvard Medical School on the Meyers-Briggs & Masters & Johnson Sex Statistics Boards associated with Cosmopolitan Magazine.  "We've covered alot of clinical observations, results, data & our conclusions are that mens' penis shape has no relationship to his body shape.  A man's penis size can be the opposite of his body proportion.  He can be a huge football or basketball player yet have a tiny 4 or 5" penis erect.   He can be only 5' 3" & skinny but have a gigantic penis like a porn star!  It has to do with the pituitary gland, adrenaline, blood pressure, thyroid, hormones, diet, metabolism, illness & aging.",  says Dr.Lynn Kelpren.  
 

"President Bush Repair Shop"

 

(wait for the video above to load  (2 minutes  )

 

for those who'd rather download & watch later -

 

9/11 - Greatest Lie Ever Sold (right click & select "save target as"

 

 

 
myth:   Vin Deisel is successful because he's naturally talented  
reality:  Vin Deisel is successful because shaving all your hair off your head & being bald even though you're not losing any hair is thought to be cool for some pathetic reason & having prison tattoos is sexy to some women & he has excellent booking agents & promoters.  
 
 
Intuition:    he had people read for him & tell him what documents said since he can't read
myth:  Vin Deisel is a normal looking & normal acting human being reality:  Vin Deisel is an annoying fucked up idiotic bruno bruiser high school drop out kind of guy you'd normally meet in a smoky pool hall in the projects after released from a high security prison   Intuition:    (for putting his g/f in the hospital & gang raping a girl with his prison ex con buddies) because he was having sex with his lawyer's assistant because she loved his prison tattoos & how he likes her to put a dildo up his butt so he can feel like he's in prison again so she fell in love & falsified documents so he'd get released soon 
myth:  Kid Rock is successful because he's naturally talented reality:  Kid Rock is successful because being a redneck with tattoos all over your body is thought to be cool for some reason & he has excellent booking agents & promoters.         
myth:  Most white guys are geeky, lame, pathetic, incompetent losers in bed since they don't know how to sexually satisfy women because they're not passionate, affectionate & talented enough like Latin lovers reality:  "This stereotype was created by some Latinos as well.  White men are equally talented & passionate in bed & know how to satisfy women as good as other races.     Italian men for example are known to be excellent lovers & Scottish men are known to be talented, passionate lovers that know how to satisfy a woman fantastically  (think Mel Gibson;  Brave Heart), Scandinavian men are known to be good at sex.",  according to clinical sex therapists, Dr.Frolicz, Dr.Kotzer, Dr.Sabata, Dr.Frieberg-Verrie & Dr.Kelpren of Harvard Medical School on the Meyers-Briggs & Masters & Johnson Sex Statistics Boards associated with Cosmopolitan Magazine.  
myth:  If guys can't dance well then they can't make love well;  if guys can't dance well they are crappy in bed as well because coordination on the dance floor is directly related to skill in bed so since white guys usually suck at dancing then white guys usually suck at love making reality:  "This stereotype was created by some Latinos.  Coordination on the dance floor has NOTHING to do with skill in bed since every women I've ever talked to about this has told me that the BEST lovers they ever had were white men who didn't know how to dance!  It's true!", says Dr.Maria Sabata who herself is a modern, contemporary & classical dance major & graduate of Juliard School of Dance.  White men are equally talented & passionate in bed & know how to satisfy women as good as other races.  "So white guys CAN jump, walk & chew gum.",  says Dr. Maria Sabata. All agree  (clinical sex therapists, Dr.Frolicz, Dr.Kotzer, Dr.Sabata & Dr.Frieberg-Verrie)  
myth:  Most guys that happen to use the Internet are ugly geeks who live with their mom, love Star Trek and do role playing games reality:  Half the guys on the Internet are attractive nice sexy guys.    "Meeting attractive, cool singles from AOL is as common & accepted as meeting at bars or dance clubs, at parties, through friends or at college, these days.   It's been that way since the mid 1990s.   Meeting people from AOL is no longer nerdy or only for geeks, anymore.   AOL has become one of the cool "in" ways to meet single teen and 20 something people.   AOL has become an online night club.",  says actor Charlie Sheen                            
myth:  English is not the Official language of the United States.   The U. S.  has no Official language.   Since English is not the Official language Spanish can be the second language of the U. S. reality:  English IS the Official Language of the Unites States.  English has been the only Official Language since the 1800s and should always stay the ONLY Official Language of the United States                    
myth:  Latinos are the best lovers

 

reality:  "Latinos are NOT the best lovers.    Latinos are definitely exceptional lovers but no disproportionately extraordinary talents.   Latinos started the stereotype with Don Juan of legend.    Most Latinos are passionate & emotional but often in negative ways as well as positive.  Many are abusive to women, treat them like animals (and we don't mean in any "kinky" animal way) & have little respect for them.   Most are extremely chauvinist, old fashioned & behind the times;   living in the 50s & don't realize we're living in a post modern 21st century enlightened era.",    according to clinical sex therapists, Dr.Frolicz, Dr.Kotzer, Dr.Sabata & Dr.Kelpren of Harvard Medical School on the Meyers-Briggs & Masters & Johnson Sex Statistics Boards associated with Cosmopolitan Magazine.                      
myth:  It's cool to act Black & listen to rap hip hop even if you're a rich white kid from Santa Barbara, California reality:       We'll let REAL Blacks voice what THEY think of suburban WHITE kids trying to act like them looks like.  ridiculous?  absurd?   condescending?  racially insulting?    stereotyping?     intuition:    It's annoying & lame to act Black & listen to rap hip hop unless you're from the projects or the hood & YOU'RE ACTUALLY BLACK!!!!!!!! 
myth::  It's cool to wear your baseball hat backwards even if you're white & over the age of 12     reality:       We'll let REAL Blacks voice what THEY think of suburban WHITE guys wearing their baseball hat backwards looks like to them.  idiotic?  fake?   identity crisis?  NOT stupid fresh?       intuition:    It's annoying and lame to wear baseball hat backwards unless you're under 12 or YOU'RE ACTUALLY BLACK !!!!!!!!

myth:  It's cool to purposely misspell words so you don't come across as a nerd but instead in a way that makes you come across as not graduating from the 4th grade             reality:       

 

intuition:    It's annoying & lame to purposely misspell words so you don't come across as a nerd but instead in a way that makes you come across as not graduating from the 4th grade NO MATTER WHAT ETHNIC GROUP YOU'RE FROM !!!!!!!!

 

myth:  Democrats & liberals are against war that is necessary to protect the American Freedom & United States from terrorists reality:       Democrats are only against war initiated by Republicans because they usually have an ulterior motive for initiating war. (distracting the common people from their economic suffering caused by Republicans allowing big business to lay off middle class & poor people from jobs & raising taxes on the middle class) Democrats are for war when the economy is stable & the middle class & poor are being helped, taxes are low on middle class & high taxes on the rich to pay for the war.   Democrats are for war to protect American freedom & protect the United States from terrorist attack but only if the threat of terrorist attack or need to go to war is severe like at the time of World War II      .  
myth:  Democrats & liberals are Un-American reality:       Democrats are as God loving, America loving, Patriotic as other Americans but they're simply alot more interested in being more educated, informed & understand political situations extremely thorough before making decisions half cocked or without learning important issues that might affect the Middle Class and poor  
myth:  Democrats & liberals are are all for excessive Welfare & allowing criminals & Middle Class who don't need it to take advantage of the Welfare system  to pretend they need money reality:  Most Democrats are against excessive Welfare  System.  A few extreme Liberals are for it but most are for a strict Welfare System preventing criminals from taking advantage of the Welfare System  
myth:  Democrats & liberals are are all for excessive Affirmative Action

 

reality:  Most Democrats are against excessive Affirmative Action.   A few are for it but most are for a strict Affirmative Action preventing an unfairly biased unbalanced Affirmative Action for minorities more than for whites.                   
myth:  Democrats & liberals are Communists reality:  All Democrats are Capitalists or Capitalist Socialists  see  -->    Faith  
myth:  Democrats & liberals are for raising taxes on the Middle Class reality:  All Democrats are for raising taxes on the Upper Class (+$400,000 a year net salary) but lowering taxes on the Middle Class ($48,000 - $390,000 a year net salary), Lower Middle Class ($29,000 - $47,000 a year net salary) & Poor (below $29,000 a year net salary)         
myth:  Democrats & liberals are for big government & tons of social programs that cost tax payers too much money reality:  Democrats are against big government that's for social programs that give to televangelists, the Christian Coalition, right wing Christian organizations but for social programs that give money to Christian charity organizations that honestly cherish & care for needy children, homeless, starving & poor people who were laid off from Middle Class salary jobs for no good reason except so big business can save extra money for that vacation in the Virgin Islands.     Democrats are for big government & social programs that cost extremely rich multi-billionaire fuckers too much money but almost no taxes for Middle Class.   When Republicans say  "tax payers" or the "Middle Class", they mean rich people making +$390,000 a year or higher so when they say Democrats are raising taxes on the Middle Class or tax payers they are talking about rich people not the actual Middle Class  
myth:  All Democrats & liberals are for homosexuals because they're immoral & sick politicians reality:  Some Democrats are for homosexuals, some are against homosexuals.  All Democrats are for freedom, even if it's freedom that's unpleasant to some people.      After all,    many Republicans are homosexual yet they'd never admit it  
myth:  All Democrats & liberals are immoral, sexual deviant, orgy mongers reality:  Some Democrats are promiscuous sexually, some are strict & conservative sexually.  Some Republicans are promiscuous sexually, some are strict & conservative sexually.  It depends on whose bedroom or hotel suite you barge into unannounced at what time of day or night at what day of the week.  
myth:  All Republicans are moral, decent, God loving Christians reality:  Very few Republicans are moral, decent, God loving Christians.  In fact most are cold hearted, mean spirited, greedy, arrogant, egotistical, egocentric, heartless, hypocritical, people-loathing snobs.   Most are phony "Christians" who pretend to believe in the teachings of Christ & go to church as if they care about the true Christ yet meanwhile kicking a homeless person out of their way when they go to a live show downtown & yell at the homeless person or the poor person "Get a job, ya pathetic, lazy, loser!" and by having that attitude completely nullify what little graces with Christ they might have obtained since Christ said, "When you do a kind action even unto the least of these poor, you do it unto me yet if you do an evil act unto the least  of these poor, you do it unto me as well!"  Christ was poor.  To treat a poor person with disrespect is to treat Christ with disrespect.  To even have an evil thought in your mind about the poor is the same as having an evil thought against Christ."  - Acts    In fact they are no longer Christians by nullifying their graces with Christ & his father the Lord God.   Few Republicans are true Christians in their heart because the very philosophy of the Republican Party is against Christ & contrary to the teachings of Christ to love your neighbor, show compassion to the needy & sick & give generously to the poor to gain the favor of Christ.  
myth:  All Democrats & liberals are atheists, New Agers & pagans reality:  Some Democrats are Atheists, New Agers & pagans but most if not all are extremely compassionate, kind, loving human beings                            
myth:  Democrats & liberals hate all rich people, want to get rid of all rich people & want to commit class warfare on the wealthy reality:  Many Democrats are wealthy, some are Middle Class but Democratic politicians realize rich people are necessary for the economy to function properly so Democrats are for rich people to remain rich & become richer but they are also for the Middle Class to become rich as well & for the poor to become Middle Class.   Democrats are for everyone to become richer, not just the people who are already rich.  They want everyone to become richer & no one to become poor.  They are not for poor people being held down to keep them as cheap labor to be exploited by the rich.   These are the teachings of Christ.  For everyone to share wealth but for there to be rich people & middle class people.  
myth:  Poor people are poor because they are lazy or they are not Christians or they hate God or they're Atheists so they are being punished by God reality:  Poor people are poor because they had alot of sadness in their life that hurt them deeply or they were laid off from a job & went off the deep end & became mentally ill because of sadness.  Their faith is irrelevant, their laziness or strong work ethic is irrelevant.   No poor person is poor because they're lazy or because God is punishing them.   If that were true then there wouldn't be any evil rich men in the world but there are plenty of evil rich men in the world.   That is Hindu teachings that the poor are poor because they are being punished  ..the caste system  ..people who are evil are reincarnated poor in a next life.  That is not true.   Poor people work much harder than rich people even the average rich business men that work everyday expend less calories per day than the average hard working poor person.   Poor people often ache severely after they get home from work EVERY FUCKING DAY and NIGHT because of the merciless labor they have to force their bodies to do.       
myth:       the weak deserve to die, the strong to become rich & succeed  ..that is the nature of the world reality:  Survival of the Fittest is not God's way   ..it's the way of the Devil.   God didn't mean for the weak people to die and only the strong people to survive  ..he meant that for animals but not Humankind.   Humankind is apart from the animals because we have a conscience, a mind & a soul and we are above the animals.   Christ said, "The Meek shall inherit the Earth."      He said the low places shall be made high & the high places shall be made low.     The lowly people shall be made kings & judges in God's Kingdom & the wealthy on Earth shall be their servants in God's Kingdom.    God's way is that the weak shall be made strong & the strong shall be made weak because of their arrogance.  He also said in His kingdom, all animals would lay down beside each other peacefully and no longer eat each other but only eat plants.  No more Survival of the Fittest even among all other creatures in His kingdom, which means it's not God's way.     DUH!  
myth:   All Germans are Nazis reality:  Most Germans 60 years ago were Nazis but most died in WWII.    Half of them were forced to be Nazi at gunpoint or fear of gunpoint.  No Germans are Nazis anymore.      There are Neo-Nazis in Europe but not Germany alone.    Most Germans now are cool, enlightened & love Jews & Israel.      TODAY as it's been for the past 200 years, it's the Elite Anglo-Saxon British & Elite Anglo-Saxon American families you have to worry about being Nazi-minded since they created Eugenics, Superior Race Theory, Superior Genes Ideas and they single handedly created the bankruptcy of Germany that helped them create the anger that created Hitler and the Nazis and are still going strong today   ..example  -  The Bush family, the Farish family, the Sinclair family, the Carlyle Group, the Illuminati, the Skull & Bones Society    ..  Thule Society     ..remember  it's the Elite Anglo-Saxons, not the Germans that are the origins of ANTI-SEMITISM & these other various worlds' EVILS  
myth:   Latinos are a separate race reality:  Latinos are not a separate race;  there are only three races in the Human race, White, Black & Asian.   Mixed ethnic groups are on the world like half Black / half Asian, half  white / half Asian.  Latinos are white.  Latinos are Spaniard & Native American combined.   Spaniards are white Europeans & Native Americans are Asians who migrated to the Americas thousands of years ago so Latinos are white / Asians.   Latinos are scientifically classified as white because their dominant features are Spaniard.  Some Latinos mixed with Black people during the slavery and several varieties of shades of Black Latinos are in the Caribbean and South America but they are not a separate race.   they are ethnically mixed Human beings of very strong quality stock and breeding.  that is why they're so muscular and yet gifted intellectually.    the Anglo-Saxons and Spaniards who bred them this way didn't mean for them to become exceptionally gifted intellectually.   They under-estimated the ethnically mixed Black Latinos abilities.   This was their downfall as later slave rebellions and wars of Independence by them prove.     The snobby fuckers often under-estimate people they look down on and think of as just slaves.   ya they look down on the Brown people.      they still do.        
myth:   All Arabs are terrorists reality:  Only a small fraction of all Arabs are terrorists & only a fraction are anti-American.   Most Arabs are cool & Pro - US.   They especially love us when they get food aid, government grants, tons of money from us when we vacation in their country & jobs in the US.  The only Arabs which are Anti-American in a scary fraction are Palestinians, Saudi Arabians, Afghanistanis & Syrians.   i wrote this BEFORE Bush became President so NOW    ..almost 30% of all Arabs DO HATE AMERICANS   !!!!!!   THANKS TO FUCKHEAD W. BUSH   !!!!!   OSAMA BIN BUSH and Cheney did the 9-11 Attack against us and blamed it on Osama Bin Laden but i assure you that no Arab was involved in the 9-11 Attack except as innocent pawns    !!!!!  

revised:  May  8 th,  2005