(I'm tired of
answering these questions. This FAQ is for getting boring details
about
me out of the way to move on to interesting stuff)
"Sunshine
Superman"
"Joker"
- Steve Miller
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for pictures
I'm David
Age late
20s
Ht
5' 9" /
180 cm
Wt
160 Lbs 74 kg
Eyes
hazel
green
Body
average
slim / tan / toned
Localecreve coeur-o'fallon, (st.louis-st.charles) mo
Ancestrynon-anglo
(I'm not an "anglo") i'm celt of Scottish Highlanders;
descendant clan McMillan,
blue tattoo Picts,
11th century
Irish princess, swiss farmers, german tyrols & danes of norway. might have
hebrew blood on dad's 18th century german side.
Nicknames
Fletch, Indy,
MacGyver, Conner McMillan, McStegenberger,Dr.Jones,
Brisco County, MacLeod, Bratwurst, Big
Stuff, G.O.C.O.S. (Giver Of Continuous Orgasm Spasm)
www.airamericaradio.com
Progressive Resistance to the Bush Terror, Fear Mongering Chaos & Fucked
Economy ---------->
HATE
Noisy dogs, Pit
bulls/rotweillers Ghetto dogs
LIKE
Short haired, sedated, indoor
ONLY, German Shepards, Labradors, Dobermans
LIKE
Cats
short
haired, calm, indoor-outdoor
TURNONS
Piercings/tattoos (have two tattoos), long hair, Irish redheads
& Irish blondes,
(Lindsey Lohan, Shannon Doherty, Tori Amos, Gwyneth Paltrow) Irish Black haired pale like
Amy Lee, light tans, skinny dip, flirt, thrills,
chicks who like or have cats, brainiac-"nerdy" intelligent chicks, boldness/assertiveness
FASHION
i'm a Punk, J.Crew, Hilfiger, Perry Ellis, Quiksilver, Spitfire, HIC, Independent, Hot Topic, hooded shirt, leather, pool player, hockey type of guy
I AVOID
Puerto Ricans + Texas border Mexicans
COLORS Forest Green ..no, purple ..no, dark blue ..wait! ..can I change
my answer again?
MAGS Blender, Stuff, Bikini, Scientific American, Archaeology, Travel & Leisure,
Riverfront Times, Washington Post, St.Louis Post Dispatch, L.A. Times,
Houston Chronicle, Austin Chronicle, George
(JFK jr.'s mag)
SCENTS I
PREFER ON CHICKS Freesia,
cherry, peach, blackberry
EVERYBODY
ELSE
Odor free ..please
GREATEST
FEARS Tarantulas, Public Toilets, Get My Dick
Caught In The Elevator, Rosie O'Donnell, Streisand music, Celine Dion,
Oprah, SPAM meats, Racist
Latino Cops, Lake Monsters (plesiosaurus ..sea dragon
with seven heads & ten horns as told in the Book of Apocalypse
&
of course ..George Beast ..I mean Bush
Dictatorship)
FEARS OF
THE FUTURE Latinos almost majority, Middle Class attacked by
Neo-Republicans til they're poor; poverty-homeless & unemployed increase
400%; CEO rich allowed corruption, masses brainwashed by
Neo-Republicans to support them using terrorism fear to further
fascist agenda, Fundamentalist pseudo-"Christians"
get too much power, "Palestinians" still taken seriously as "peaceful"
mistreated ethnic group EVEN after murdering thousands of Israelis
& Americans, Neo-Republicans get so much control they ignore the
Constitution ..oh wait ..these DID happen since
Bush was re-"elected" & the Patriot Act II became law! AHH! Now Patriot Act III
was PASSED! POLICE STATE 2006 - MARTIAL LAW! WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATE OF TEXAS!!
MOVIES I
HATED/NEVER SAW/COULD ALREADY TELL I'D HATE
any with Vin Diesel, Fight
Club, Disney cartoons after Aladdin, Much Adieu About Nothing, Evita,
English Patient, Titanic, any Queen Latifa, Jennifer Lopez, Reese
Witherspoon, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry or Julia Roberts (except Conspiracy
Theory), any Brad Pitt (except 12 Monkeys & Ocean's 11 & 12)
Other lame movies - Tomb Raider I & II, Hulk, Mission Impossible II, Charlie's Angel's II,
Saving Private Ryan, Eyes Wide Shut, Remember the Titans, Like Mike, Jerry
Maguire and RENT
MUSIC
Punk, Emo, Screamo, Trance, Celtic, Indie, DJs
TURNOFFSBBW
(Big Beautiful Women) "thick" women, flakes, SUVs, boxing, wrestling,
football, fake tough behavior, "Ghetto" divas (i.e. Jennifer Lopez; Rosie Perez), women
with kids
DRINKS Amaretto
sour, Madouri sour, Electric Neon Blue, Electric Silver Oxide Fizz, Roman Coke,
Vodka & soda, Lemondrop shots, Cognac & fruit juice, Rum-fruit juice-punch &
Kool-Aid,
Sex on the Beach, Sex Up Against the Wall with a Twist With Slow Comfortable
Screw, Long Island, Jell-O shots
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ALE Amstel
(not Amstel Light), Heineken, Mackison, Guinness,
Shiner Bock, St.Pauli Girl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
LIQUOR Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, Schnapps', Skyy, Sapphire,
Krystalle, Di Saronna, La Bohemme's Absinthe only small doses in mixed
drinks
JOBSI'd Love actor; correspondent
to cool scenes around globe, night life
& beaches; asst to punk female vocalist; chef & boy toy for teen
heiress multi-billionaire; famous archaeologist