Celtic Soup

FAQ

(I'm tired of answering these questions.  This FAQ is for getting boring details about me out of the way to move on to interesting stuff)

"Sunshine Superman"

"Joker" - Steve Miller

 

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I'm David

 
Age      late 20s

Ht        5' 9" / 180 cm

Wt       160 Lbs   74 kg

Eyes     hazel green

Body    average slim / tan / toned

Locale  creve coeur-o'fallon, (st.louis-st.charles) mo

Ancestry  non-anglo (I'm not an "anglo") i'm celt of Scottish Highlanders; descendant clan McMillan, blue tattoo Picts, 11th century Irish princess, swiss farmers, german tyrols & danes of norway. might have hebrew blood on dad's 18th century german side.  
 
Nicknames  Fletch, Indy, MacGyver, Conner McMillan, McStegenberger, Dr.Jones, Brisco County, MacLeod, Bratwurst, Big Stuff, G.O.C.O.S. (Giver Of Continuous Orgasm Spasm)  

www.airamericaradio.com Progressive Resistance to the Bush Terror, Fear Mongering Chaos & Fucked Economy ----------> LISTEN NOW

I only wear Polo 100% Cotton Boxers

Work 

  Psychologist - Lab (Experimental); Lab Assistant;    

CDC & Hoogstraten & Mills (Monsanto contracted with Wash. U. + SLU), Ithaca Services, MDLaw Review, Inc.

Non-smoker smoked in HS + college; (now ganja) peeps can smoke around me Social drink never get wasted

Car I Drive

 2006  White  Infiniti SUV and  1999 Light Gold Infiniti Q45

I Speak

 French, German, Cunnilingus, Arabic. Some Hebrew, Russian, Italian + Greek ..NOT SPANISH

I DON'T Speak

 Spanish Unlimited, Drive Thru Spanish, Spanish Turbo (phone), Insult-Gringos-In-Front-Of-Them Spanish, Redneckian, WASP Suburban Ebonics

Cars I Like

   Nissan, Toyota, VW, BMW, Fiat
Cars I HATE Unless driven by Women   Hondas, trucks + tiny Infiniti or Nissan SUVs
Faith

Nazarene (Christian who isn't church brainwashed or hypocrite)

Political Democrat (MORE)<-Click

(MORE) <-- Political Site

 

"Holding Out For Hero"

"Bad To the Bone"

 

--> "Lyssa + Shann" (myspace profile)

   

Bonnie Tyler

John Thorogoode

my girl, "Lyssa's profile" <- check her site

 

Sir Galahad the Chaste/Spanking Oral Sex Nuns

Sir Galahad Chaste/Spank Oral Sex Nuns ("save target as")

Clerks

Dante & Randall at Quik Stop

 

 

Writer/Producer Kevin Smith's (Jay & Silent Bob Strike

Back, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma) Short film

 

Dante & Randal in

The Flying Car

   

Personality

 
pool, hockey, tennis, climb, swim, grind, mountain & off road biking, volley, sail/speed boat, trance, concerts, blackjack, travel, hang with friends & grab a bite, bars, coffeehouses, massage on couch, Halloween Parties, St.Patrick's Day, Mardi Gras, Oktoberfest. Greek, MidEast & Asian Festival  

Ideal Match

 
90-135 Lbs; 4'11"-5' 7" slim, curvy, down-to-earth, compassionate, intelligent, forward, aggressive, adventurous

"Big Lebowski Bowling Viking Sequence"

download & watch later - ("save target as")

Bowling & Viking Chick Dream Sequence

 

Likes, Dislikes + Favorites

 
PLACE   Scotland, Germany, Denmark, Ireland, Greece

HATE   Noisy dogs, Pit bulls/rotweillers Ghetto dogs

LIKE    Short haired, sedated, indoor ONLY, German Shepards, Labradors, Dobermans

LIKE    Cats short haired, calm, indoor-outdoor

TURNONS  Piercings/tattoos (have two tattoos), long hair, Irish redheads & Irish blondes, (Lindsey Lohan, Shannon Doherty, Tori Amos, Gwyneth Paltrow) Irish Black haired pale like Amy Lee, light tans, skinny dip, flirt, thrills, chicks who like or have cats, brainiac-"nerdy" intelligent chicks, boldness/assertiveness

FASHION  i'm a Punk, J.Crew, Hilfiger, Perry Ellis,  Quiksilver, Spitfire, HIC, Independent, Hot Topic, hooded shirt, leather, pool player, hockey type of guy
I AVOID     Puerto Ricans + Texas border Mexicans 
COLORS   Forest Green ..no, purple ..no, dark blue ..wait!   ..can I change my answer again?
MAGS   Blender, Stuff, Bikini, Scientific American, Archaeology, Travel & Leisure, Riverfront Times, Washington Post, St.Louis Post Dispatch, L.A. Times, Houston Chronicle, Austin Chronicle, George (JFK jr.'s mag)
SCENTS I PREFER ON CHICKS Freesia, cherry, peach, blackberry
EVERYBODY ELSE    Odor free      ..please  
GREATEST FEARS    Tarantulas, Public Toilets, Get My Dick Caught In The Elevator, Rosie O'Donnell, Streisand music, Celine Dion, Oprah, SPAM meats, Racist Latino Cops, Lake Monsters (plesiosaurus ..sea dragon with seven heads & ten horns as told in the Book of Apocalypse & of course ..George Beast ..I mean Bush Dictatorship)
FEARS OF THE FUTURE   Latinos almost majority, Middle Class attacked by Neo-Republicans til they're poor; poverty-homeless & unemployed increase 400%; CEO rich allowed corruption, masses brainwashed by Neo-Republicans to support them using terrorism fear to further fascist agenda, Fundamentalist pseudo-"Christians" get too much power, "Palestinians" still taken seriously as "peaceful" mistreated ethnic group EVEN after murdering thousands of Israelis & Americans, Neo-Republicans get so much control they ignore the Constitution ..oh wait ..these DID happen since Bush was re-"elected" & the Patriot Act II became law!  AHH!  Now Patriot Act III was PASSED!  POLICE STATE 2006 - MARTIAL LAW!  WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATE OF TEXAS!!
MOVIES I HATED/NEVER SAW/COULD ALREADY TELL I'D HATE any with Vin Diesel, Fight Club, Disney cartoons after Aladdin, Much Adieu About Nothing, Evita, English Patient, Titanic, any Queen Latifa, Jennifer Lopez, Reese Witherspoon, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry or Julia Roberts (except Conspiracy Theory), any Brad Pitt (except 12 Monkeys & Ocean's 11 & 12)    Other lame movies    -     Tomb Raider I & II, Hulk, Mission Impossible II, Charlie's Angel's II, Saving Private Ryan, Eyes Wide Shut, Remember the Titans, Like Mike, Jerry Maguire and RENT  
MUSIC  Punk, Emo, Screamo, Trance, Celtic, Indie, DJs
TURNOFFS  BBW (Big Beautiful Women) "thick" women, flakes, SUVs, boxing, wrestling, football, fake tough behavior, "Ghetto" divas (i.e. Jennifer Lopez; Rosie Perez), women with kids
FAVORITE ETHNIC   Scottish, Jew, German, Italian, Greek, Israeli, Jordanian, Irish, Persian, French, Dane, lower & middle class British, Canadian, African, South American, Yucatan & Mexico Cityan (not border Mexicans), Asian, African
DRINKS  Amaretto sour, Madouri sour, Electric Neon Blue, Electric Silver Oxide Fizz, Roman Coke, Vodka & soda, Lemondrop shots, Cognac & fruit juice, Rum-fruit juice-punch & Kool-Aid, Sex on the Beach, Sex Up Against the Wall with a Twist With Slow Comfortable Screw, Long Island, Jell-O shots  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   ALE  Amstel (not Amstel Light), Heineken, Mackison, Guinness, Shiner Bock, St.Pauli Girl ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~  LIQUOR  Captain Morgan, Smirnoff, Schnapps', Skyy, Sapphire, Krystalle, Di Saronna, La Bohemme's Absinthe only small doses in mixed drinks
JOBS I'd Love  actor; correspondent to cool scenes around globe, night life & beaches; asst to punk female vocalist; chef & boy toy for teen heiress multi-billionaire; famous archaeologist
ST.LOUIS BARS, RESTAURANTS & CLUBS   Coffee Cartel, Cicero's, Vintage Vinyl, 1227 (Galaxy), Gargoyle, Jazz At Bistro, Kennedy's, Kobalt, Lemmon's Basement, Maggie O'Brien's, Mississippi Nights, Molly's, M.P. O'Reilly's, Other World, Pony Espresso, Soulard Ale House, Venice Cafe, Zhivago's, Agostino's, Charlie Gitto's, Krieger's, Majestic, Nicoletti's Ristorante, Olympia's Greek Taverna, Pasta House, Steak N Shake, St. Louis Bread Company
ST.LOUIS RADIO  KYMC 89.7 FM Alt, 105.7 The Point
          The Donnas; backstage at Lollapalooza Tour 2003; 99x Punk Radio, Atlanta --> The Donnas At Lollapalooza

 

 

 

"Army Of Darkness (Ash taken care of by maidens)"

Army Of Darkness (cared by maidens) ("save target as")

Bands I like    (Hold mouse over color band to see where I saw them    )   (BANDS AREA UNDER  CONSTRUCTION  ..INACCURACIES AND INCOMPLETED)
██ = Saw them at Club 1227 The Alley (Galaxy) between 1987 - 93 ██ = Arena or opera theatre between 1987 - 1996
██ = Music festival between 1989 - 1995 ██ = St. Louis Clubs between 1987 - 93 before becoming int'ly famous
██ = Riverport 1995 ██ = Mississippi Nights between 1987 - 1995
██ = Point Fest 1997 ██ = Saw them at Lilith Fair 1996
██ = Riverport 1998 ██ = Horde Fest 1997
██ = SXSW 2002 ██ = Clubs Between 2001 - 2003
██ = Warped Tour 2003 ██ = Point Fest 2004